Capo!

* Brian: ALF wouldn't eat Lucky, would he?
ALF: I'm not saying nothing until I speak to my attorney.

* ALF: Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct

* Willie: Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do.
ALF: Well, that explains Ghostbusters II.

* Kate: You don't have to make rude noises.
ALF: That's okay, I don't mind.